Yep, plusWow, I didn't realize there were so many comedians on this sight. You all should go on tour with Larry the Cable Guy.
Actually, all you really need to remember is that you should always check, and or change air pressure with the tires cold. Meaning that they have not been driven since the previous day. Set your pressures based on that, and don't worry about how much they are gaining when they are hot. Pressure builds as tires heat up. You should never adjust air pressure on hot tires. If a tire is low and you have been driving, then it has a leak and should be fixed. Check the tires in the morning before you leave, or after the truck has sat overnight or so.