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For those of you that haven't gotten this email yet. LMAO:ro)

Top ten reasons men prefer guns over women.

10. You can trade an old 44 for a 22:D

9. You can keep one at home and have another for when you are on the road

8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another for back up.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "do these new grips make me look fat.

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason... You can buy a silencer for a gun.....
 

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):h You can put your gun in a bag and bury it legally.
 

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You NEVER hear a gun ask you to "HOLD ME"after your done shooting it.
 

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You NEVER hear a gun ask you to "HOLD ME"after your done shooting it.
Or lay there while you are doing your best, tapping her watch, and asking "are you done yet, other customers are waiting".
 

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Or lay there while you are doing your best, tapping her watch, and asking "are you done yet, other customers are waiting".
 

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Or, you can shoot 2 at a time, they don't care.
 

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You can stick a gun in her mouth and pull the trigger:D
 

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You will never come home and find your gun in bed w/someone else.Censored At least you shouldn't!
 

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