Dude, you don't have a DIC? I wouldn't know what to do without my DIC. On those lonely nights hundreds of miles from home, thinking of your beautiful wife, what do you play with? I need my DIC. It's a great source of entertainment. Nothing to do sitting in a parking lot waiting for your wife, play with your DIC. Waiting on a train? Play with your DIC. You don't know what your missing out on. The DIC is a huge source of entertainment. Not only does it provide you with hours of fun bit it has very practical functions as well. You can time yourself it even lets you know when your 'oil' needs changing etc.
And if you think you DIC is usefull when your by yourself, you should see when A woman gets a hold of it! Wow, wow, wow! If your not a one man woman your DIC can acomodate you too. It allows you to change the settings for 2 different partners.
This is just the tip of the iceburg. I find my DIC to be a fantastic thing. I wouldn't trade it for the world. The best thing is I have the balls to back it up.