blowinsmoke
12-03-2004, 09:21 PM
Driving on level 4 as always, with all the backdowns in place, the edge monitor goes out after about ten miles into my trip. After cussing at it, turning off the engine while the truck is rolling to a stop, I finally pull over and turn off everything. It was eerily quiet....
I waited for the ***. to shut down. I held my breath and took out the key slowly and without a sound.
The silence was broken by a loud and odiferous flatus. (fart)
After laughing/ coughing at myself I put the key in and turned the truck on.
To my suprise and elation the attitude was back on...
Back up to speed and now my damn cruise control will not work.
No time to pull over, so I keep rolling and decide to drive old fashioned style, without cruise control.
Cruise comes back online about ten minutes later.
What the heck happened.
Maybe I shouldn't fart?????
it was a good one though!!
probably would of gagged someone in an elevator :o)
I waited for the ***. to shut down. I held my breath and took out the key slowly and without a sound.
The silence was broken by a loud and odiferous flatus. (fart)
After laughing/ coughing at myself I put the key in and turned the truck on.
To my suprise and elation the attitude was back on...
Back up to speed and now my damn cruise control will not work.
No time to pull over, so I keep rolling and decide to drive old fashioned style, without cruise control.
Cruise comes back online about ten minutes later.
What the heck happened.
Maybe I shouldn't fart?????
it was a good one though!!
probably would of gagged someone in an elevator :o)