Drivin down the two lane today...comin up on a merge and I can't get over because there is a 18 wheeler right beside me, can't accelerate cause grandma is in front of me. A mercedes convertible trys to cut me off at the merge....no dice pal. So he hits me with the high beams....now its on. How bouts some smoke tough guy, and lots of it. He backs off...until the passing lane is clear about half a mile before it turns into one lane....what do ya know, the hotrod can't pass the big ole slow diesel. Hits me with the high beams....some people don't learn...this time I snuffed him hard. I turn into a gas station...what do ya know he turns in. Great...I am goin to jail before I even get to hit the waterin hole. He approaches me..asks me why I have to be such an @$$hole.....I said cause my truck is bigger and faster than your car and I am bigger than you.....calls me a prick and leaves. I love stupid people! LMAO!

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Great...I am goin to jail before I even get to hit the waterin hole. He approaches me..asks me why I have to be such an @$$hole.....I said cause my truck is bigger and faster than your car and I am bigger than you.....calls me a prick and leaves. I love stupid people! LMAO!


WRONG ANSWER!.. geez.. you shoulda said "Because dumb PR*CKS like you in 80K cars that tailgate can't possibly see that some bluehair was holding me up! And i found you needed to back off a bit with your lights so i made it darker out there.

Great...I am goin to jail before I even get to hit the waterin hole. He approaches me..asks me why I have to be such an @$$hole.....I said cause my truck is bigger and faster than your car and I am bigger than you.....calls me a prick and leaves. I love stupid people! LMAO!


WRONG ANSWER!.. geez.. you shoulda said "Because dumb PR*CKS like you in 80K cars that tailgate can't possibly see that some bluehair was holding me up! And i found you needed to back off a bit with your lights so i made it darker out there.





Nice one.

dpower,



Awesome!



Juice,



Sounds like you might have given that answer out a few times?

Juice...lmao again!http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/hihi.gif