Ok, my morning started as any other workday, Sh/Sh and shave, go on bombers, read and and answer a few PM's, Jerk Ol Blue's chain. drink a cuppa joe and dress for work... it is 7:00AM... start the truck, check gauges... all good to go (although cold) so i travel down the dirt road to the highway i take to get to town, and lo and behold.... a ford powerstroke drives by and leaves a little cloud of smoke....hmmmm so i sez to my slef...slef... let's go hunting.... gently thru the gears i go to 40/50/60/70/80 MPH and this guy is still accelerating...HMMM interesting Eh? ok, i look at the attitude monitor and confirm my engine is up to temp, and give chase. I am now up to 110 MPH and catching up rapidly.... and as i do HE TRIES TO SMOKE ME!....ME!....like what did i do to deserve this treatment!?!?! :angryfire: ok, so i ain't angry or nothing and as i laugh the sun glints off of a silver deeecal on his tailgate....hmmm this deserves a closer looky-loo... and to my horror it is a Calvin P!SSING in the word DURAMAX!
OOOOOOOSAHHHHHH easy baby i say to my truck... he drives a Ford...he don't know any better.... so there we sit at 100MPH i notice him point at me in his mirror... ok... wassup chumpley? you think you got me??? as in we are both governed out here???? LMAO.... i look at the attitude and do a doubletap menu dance to confirm 5x5 (Power Pup in lev 4 limiter delete already loaded) and then go back to display... all systems nominal... goood.. clear spot to pass ( 2 lane road) Kick the tires and light the fires she says... and voila telepathically anticipating my move i see the boost needle start its inexorable climb.... 10, 15, 20, 25 lbs boost, and in perfect sync the sound of everlasting turbo whine permeats the cabin and the mighty 4" exhaust BELLOWS its challenge of wanton destruction.... ok, lesson learned.... i slow to 100 mph then 97 so he catches up a little, boost drops to 3 lbs and then i decide to 'educate him' on what REAL SMOKE looks like! Well, let me tell you the snorter was really impressed... we got to a passing lane and i slowed to 70 mph , the driver passes me and looks over , gives me a thumbs down....ok you DIE!... you called the song... lets dance... he got 2 trucklenghts on me on the loser flyby, but DMX would not have any of that, and with and explosive exhale of the wastegate as allison downshifted to 4th gear we were on pipe, boost up and this b**** was all over 90 mph and reeling in this ford fish..... then he backed out and decided to follow me into town... where we proceeded to find a red light...purrrfect i thought you still want s'more Eh? OK LETS BEAT HIM LIKE A DRUM! Allison proved more than up to the challenge in a total eclipse of black smoke! I wasn/t trying to win though guys... i just wanted him to see the address to this cool site!
Whipping his butt was just a bonus!
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Good one Juice http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Clap.gif


I would love to smoke a furd too http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Evil Smile.gif

Thanks Diesel 5


Did i also tell ya i removed my 5" Banks tip? going for the 'SLEEPER " look.


Here fishy fishy fishyhttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Big Smile.gif

that's funny.. most of the ford guys i see, while they can't keep up with me, at least give me the http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Thumbs Up.gif once i spank them...

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Hey DP we need this smiley UPLOADED to our currnet choices PLEEEEASE!

I wish I could find someone with a piss on Duramax sticker around here....I guess Ill just have to stick to blowing smoke into the window of those pesky, powerless ricers......

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If I can figure out how to post, I have a 14 second video of my truck in a 186 foot burn out with smoke just pouring out of the rear wheel wells. Juice was only set on level 3.


Take that Furd guyshttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Ouch.gif





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Got Juice


If I can figure out how to post, I have a 14 second video of my truck in a 186 foot burn out with smoke just pouring out of the rear wheel wells. Juice was only set on level 3.


Take that Furd guyshttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Ouch.gif





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OHHHH YEAH!


here is a pic of my tiny little smoke... turn the speakers up... you can hear my turbo bark a lot at the end... it was a roll on at 70 mph!


http://bhaner.com/videos/juice.WMV

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Hey DP we need this smiley UPLOADED to our currnet choices PLEEEEASE!





Alright its there.. but only because you said please..

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Hey DP we need this smiley UPLOADED to our currnet choices PLEEEEASE!





Alright its there.. but only because you said please..





http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gifDPhttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gif

Man, you had me laughing my ass off!!http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Clap.gif I wish I coulda been there. I'd do the same but I have an '01 and I can't beat the limiterhttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Cry.gif


You da man!


Nick

Ya That's what I'm talking about ....http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gif





I never leave home with out all guns blazing you never know,Attitude on 5 and that's what makes the three way TTS switch in the cab ever so delightfully .... I always blast a hefty huff of diesel in the intercooler to rub salt in their wounds of yet add another soot notch on the rear quarter ...


Although I burst stacking on the Extreme ,if I roll into it just right it will omit a punishing sun blocking volume of smoke ....





Good kill ...


Mac http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Thumbs Up.gif

Mackin, I Like the SIG!http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gif


DMXDiesel...wish i had a Hollywood video crew on that one!http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Cool.gif

It's amazing the performance these diesels are getting when compared to the factory produced top dollar performance gasser trucks. Dodge's new Viper powered truck does slightly better than 13.8 sec/104mph quarter mile. Ford's Lightning does a 14.2sec/98.5mph quarter.


http://www.edmunds.com/reviews/comparison/articles/102037/page004.html

Awesome!!! Seems the ferd guys take it the hardest.

OH and http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gif

http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gif I just had to try it. I love it. Thanks Nick.http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gifhttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Big Smile.gif

http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gifmy favorite smiley of all timehttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gif


And kicking a ford's @ss just plain rocks!

Harley99... I take it you have an edge lly beta unit? I know you can't say anything but I bet your pretty happy!http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Cool.gif

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Got Juice


Have just about tried everything I can think of and I still can't get the video to post. So if you would be so kind can you PM me or post how to do the video thing. I think most of the guys on this forum would love to see it, or I jusy may be full of myself but it's way cool.......


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Yea, and those lightnings are alot cheaper than the dodge! There are several local furds runnings 12's with not much done to them! I have seen new lightnings advertised for less than 25k and every dealer seems to have plenty of them! Hellava truck for the $, if that is what your into.

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Got Juice


Have just about tried everything I can think of and I still can't get the video to post. So if you would be so kind can you PM me or post how to do the video thing. I think most of the guys on this forum would love to see it, or I jusy may be full of myself but it's way cool.......


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bhaner@mtbaker.wednet.edu email it to byron, and he will host it

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Harley99,


Seems as though you mentioned this to me a while back:


SteveNorCal


You are somewhat of a rebel aren't you. with you one word!!http://dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Big%20Smile.gif


Look who's a one word rebel now.http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Rock On.gif

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Ok, Ok, I learn from my peers................http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Clap.gif</TD></TR>
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