Left work came off the entrance ramp Cruising down the highway had a good lug going I have it set on kill ....


I see a Trucker (LTL Carrier Roadway) I roll up and I see it's a acquaintance that comes in to my facility for pick ups and we BS and have talked about my truck ...


I get a little past his bumper and yup I roll into it ... Man I'm smoking hard and leaving a wall of smoke and trailing ...


I blast up past about 85 ish and pull into the right lane a good 100 yards up ahead ...


I look in the mirror and what do I see coming thru all the smoke ,State Cop ... I can actually see the smoke rolling over his hood ...


Yipe yipe yipe ... http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Ouch.gif


I'm decelerating in the right lane ,thankfully, he's coming strong in the left ...


He gets along side ,I don't have the nuts to look over thru the tinted windows mind you , and he rolls past and takes off ...


I thought I was roasted ...


I seen him yet again sitting in traffic near my home as he was prolly heading to the Barracks one town up ...


Needless to say I went in the opposite direction when I exited the fueling station away from home base ...


Dodged one can't wait to see that driver ...





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Now go out and buy that lottery ticket!!!!!http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Big Smile.gif

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Geno

I'd have to change my shorts after that one.

Mac carries a RABBIT foot I bethttp://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Big Smile.gif


Geno





Probably has a damn rabbit under the seat, he needs all four feet.....http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/HiHi.gif

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Mackin


I think you've used up your Karma allotment for this month.

I wasn't so lucky the other day.


Having a little fun in town and got pulled, cop asked if the truck was running ok due to the smoke. Told him I would get it checked out.

No doubt I got lucky .... I need to watch myself I know it was a warning ...
Maybe he felt my truck was running poorly and he was cuttin me a break or he was impressed ....

Mac http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Approve.gif

Ahh good Ole' Sooty.....you had my dad laughing his a$$ off the whole way from Friendly's to Unlimited....saw a white Tahoe turn black in the blink of an eye


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probably couldnt see ya for the choking and gaging from the smoke like a couple of rednecks following you to the berlin parkway on their bikes.........http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/smileys/Dead.gif


You yankee bastards answer this question......Why are all of the fuel stops 10 miles from the interstate in the north east..........what takes 15 min down south take 60 min up there including trying to explain where your from to some yankee bastard married to his fat first cousin..........and whats with all the ice cream stops..?........200 miles from sweet home alabama.... amd missing it badly


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There 10 mins a way to get you to stop at the Ice Cream Parlor ....I thought that Fat Cousin thing was a South of the Mississippi thing ??


We Yankees don't explain anything ... They heard your southern accent and took advantage of your kindness ...


Right now their giggling at you rednecks ....





Tell Steve send me the bill for his shirt cleaning ....





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